A Proclamation Related to the New Order

by Anna Maria Junus

“We are interrupting your program with a world wide announcement. Do not turn off your tv, computer, or phone. You are being observed. My name is General Felix Dick. I bring you this announcement from INMAR. We are the International Male Activist Reclaimers and we have been at work for a number of years preparing for this day. I assure you, we are government supported in every nation. I bring this announcement to you in English, but we have translators throughout the world. No one can claim that they do not know about the changes that are about to be made. and in fact, have been going through transition for the past decade. For the purpose of this announcement so as not to be any misunderstanding, we will refer to people as males, men, transwomen, and female. After this announcement the changes will take place. The day of female empowerment is over. We have had enough. Females – we gave you the vote, an education, and careers, and yet, you weren't happy. The MeToo movement was the final straw to your unreasonable demands. We lost a lot of good men by that movement. Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein just to name a couple, who have through their talent and insight, amassed wealth and power only to have it destroyed by some wrongly placed words. And in one case, one man died because of it. It is enough. We are done with this “equality business”. It's time to set things right again.

So we are putting forth several mandates that everyone must follow. 1. Females – you will no longer own the words “women or woman.” Those words are now for everyone who desires to use them. You may also use them, however, you must put the qualifier “cis” in front of the word as in “cis-woman”. There will not be a word for human female currently until we have unitedly agreed on an appropriate one based on your bodily functions. In time, the word woman will no longer apply to you and will instead be given to your trans sisters. You may refer to yourself as female, however you may not connect the word woman to the phrase “human female” or “adult human female.” And you will no longer find that definition in dictionaries. Let me be clear. Female animals such as chickens, sheep, and pigs are worthy of a word to describe them – you are not. Your reckless hatred of males and your random exclusion of them has now met its day of reckoning. 2. All spaces that were formerly reserved for females no longer belong to females. Bathrooms, changing rooms, spas, gyms and refuges are no longer yours. You may continue to use them, however, if there is a problem then you will be removed. In the case of refuges for battered women, you will be expected to share a room with a transwoman. If you have a problem with this, that is a you problem. You need to reframe your trauma and be more inclusive. An erect penis will not hurt you. In the instance of a prison – if you find yourself housed in one it's because you have committed a crime. If you are “raped” while in prison then that is part of your punishment. So my suggestion – don't be raped. Concede to the transwoman, lay back and enjoy the experience. It will be far less traumatic. And that goes for all of you females. Don't be raped. Concede instead. 3. Females – you were under the impression in the past that your body was yours. It is not. It never was. You have denied men their god-given right to sexual intercourse and in response men had to take it and you charged them in courts of law over it. There will no longer be any criminal charges for men using their rights. Further, you do not have the right to say no to a man who demands that you take off your clothes, and if you become or are disabled or hospitalized you cannot turn away a male who comes to give you intimate care. In other words – get over yourself. Again. Do not be raped. Concede instead. 4. There will no longer be female only sports however there will still be women's sports. If you cannot keep up with transwomen, then you need to stop playing the sport. We cannot all do what we want to do all the time. 5. To ensure that all behavior is correctly maintained, females are no longer allowed to gather together without a male presence. There will no longer be female only organizations. All will be welcome. Further, males must be in the leadership of such organizations. If you thought you could do the Women's March again, I assure you that those females who were in charge of the original one have either been terminated or re-educated, as is the case with other female organizations such as the Girl Guides and the YWCA. 6. Females must not make any public statements whether it be in parks, halls or even the internet without full approval of a male. Her speech must be presented to at least one, preferably more, males to ensure that she does not say anything that might hurt or literally kill any male whether he identifies as a man or a woman. 7. Any violent act committed against a female while protesting illegal acts of females such as gathering and speaking, shall be heralded as a necessary fight for justice. So females, if you are beaten, raped, or seriously injured while on a mission of anti-trans or hate against males, then that will be your own doing. 8. The word mother will no longer be used in the public sphere. You may of course refer to yourselves as mothers within your families, but publicly, pregnant females will be referred to as birthing parents or birthing machines. Those who are not pregnant but in the season of raising children can be referred to as the female parent. Those who are fertile but do not wish to bear their own children will be requested to bear children for others. There will be financial and emotional rewards for doing so. 9. Females who have raised their children and are no longer fertile are no longer of any use to society. However, we are not barbarians. You will continue to be a part of social life. We request that you keep your opinions to yourselves as you are too old to matter anymore. You may continue to work, to pay taxes, and to do appropriate volunteer work caring for others, but you must keep your mouths shut regarding politics or social expectations. We do not care what you think or how you feel. However, you are welcome to share recipes. My mother for instance makes a great mac and cheese casserole and we welcome your lovely quilts, your knitted scarves, and your homemade pickles. 10. Females must be accompanied by males to the movies to protect you from inappropriate content. Also libraries must carefully weed out any books written by any self-proclaimed "feminists" who might cause females to think incorrectly. Television must also be closely monitored. Classes in universities must not have female exclusive content such as “women's history” or “women's studies”. These classes were mickey mouse classes and not important enough to take up valuable educational time. If at any time you come across anything with inappropriate content for females, this must be reported to your local government offices as soon as time permits. 11. Pornography is an innocent, relaxing, past time and must not be attacked by so-called “feminists”. These movies offer women work, and men who participate in watching are less likely to go out and take out his frustrations on unsuspecting females. For your safety, leave men's porn alone. Also prostitution must be left alone as well. It is better that he pays a willing woman than that he takes from an unwilling one. So married women, keep your mouths closed and your legs open for your husbands or else he will be justified to go find a prostitute. Further, women working in prostitution, we will see to it that you are protected and paid enough to survive. 12. Females – if you should happen on a man filming himself masturbating when you walk into a bathroom or change room, just continue on about your business. He is not hurting you. If he asks you to wave hello to the camera, humor him and do so. If he wishes that you leave the door open so he can watch you, then again, be kind and oblige him. 13. Your children do not belong to you. You are responsible for housing, feeding and clothing them. However their education is up to your local government. Decisions surrounding their well being will be left to schools, the medical field, and the courts. We will be advising your children about the possibility of changing sex if they so choose. They will not be required to counsel with you regarding it. You have no business as parents of knowing what is going on with your child. There are too many bad parents out there and so we must step in to protect children. 14. If a child chooses to change sex, then complete co-operation is required by parents and families. Any attempt to convert a child from this could result in removal of the child, loss of occupation and career, severe social stigma, and possibly prison. 15. Churches must refrain from teaching that God created man and woman. If you choose religious instruction then the teaching is that God created people and people decide if they are man or woman. This is called free agency, which I understand many churches teach anyway. It's just a simple change of wording and should not cause any problems. 16. There will now be a new caste system. Equality does not work since people are not equal. Instead we will have a tier system which will be as follows:

1. Men and transwomen will be the top of the tier. We recognize that women must have full representation at the top of the pyramid and so transwomen will be here. These men and women will be the leaders and the law makers.

2. Men who refuse to support the new order will be here. We still recognize their rights as men however they will not have the same powers as the real man.

3. Transmen will be the third tier. They are not truly men but they have made an effort to integrate themselves into manhood and so we recognize them.

4. Females who are in full support of the new order. We love and appreciate you and you will be rewarded for your loyalty.

5. Wench females or in other words TERFS. These are the lowest of the low and are despicable in every way. They do not honor men. They say no to men and keep spouting nonsense about their rights. They are troublemakers. They will not receive kindness until they change their unkind ways.

We realize that there are adjustments that need to be made but it has been going on for a few years now so it shouldn't cause any real hardship. We are pleased to finally right the wrongs that have been committed in the name of women for the past one hundred and fifty years. We are looking forward to a society of kindness and inclusion, where men and women and females all live together in harmony and happiness and children grow up to be loyal members of society no matter what sex they choose to be. Are there any questions?”